When I was young, I worked for a capitalist twelve hours a day and I was always tired. Now I work for myself twenty hours a day and I never get tired

Any fool can start a war, and once he's done so, even the wisest of men are helpless to stop it - especially if it's a nuclear war.

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.

"Freedom" in capitalist countries exists only for those who possess money and who consequently hold power.

Even now we feel that Stalin was devoted to Communism, he was a Marxist, this cannot and should not be denied.

We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.

Let there be more corn and more meat and let there be no hydrogen bombs at all.