There are still some people who think that we have Stalin to thank for all our progress, who quake before Stalin's dirty under-draws, who stand at attention and salute them.

Historians are dangerous people. They are capable of upsetting everything.

Just imagine: I, a Premier, a Soviet representative, when I came here to this city, I was given a plan - a program of what I was to be shown and whom I was to meet here. But just now, I was told that I could not go to Disneyland. I asked, 'Why not?' What is it, do you have rocket-launching pads there? I do not know

When I was young, I worked for a capitalist twelve hours a day and I was always tired. Now I work for myself twenty hours a day and I never get tired

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to heal, so that you can skin them again.

In a fight you don't stop to choose your cudgels.

We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.