There are still some people who think that we have Stalin to thank for all our progress, who quake before Stalin's dirty under-draws, who stand at attention and salute them.

No one is born a Communist... in the Soviet Union farmers keep on looking in the barn for their horses even after they have given them to the collective.

The United States now sleeps under a Soviet moon

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.

The USA and USSR will only agree when shrimps learn to fly.

Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.

You must never believe all these things which the scientists say because they always want more than they can get-they are never satisfied.