Don't you have a machine that puts food into the mouth and pushes it down?

What innocence, may I ask, is being played here when it is known that this virtuous damsel has already got a dozen illegitimate children?

When all the world is socialist, Switzerland will have to remain capitalist, so that it can tell us the price of everything.

There are still some people who think that we have Stalin to thank for all our progress, who quake before Stalin's dirty under-draws, who stand at attention and salute them.

If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf.

The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev.

Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!