The only thing better than succeeding is watching people you know fail.

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy.

There is just so very much I can't do. I don't drive, for one.

I think I'm as content as one can be.

You're asking the wrong girl about fame. I'm hardly famous. I wouldn't want to trade places with anyone else.

For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.