Baseball is already the world's most tranquil sport. It is probably the only active sport where you are not seriously required to be alive to play.

and sometimes I sit down at my typewriter and I think not of someone cause there isn't anyone to think about and i wonder is it worth it

I think speeches and fruit should always be fresh.

Violence is like money in the bank; it's only helpful if you don't have to use it.

I am proud of the hip hop generation. They are good business people and, actually, good people.

BEFORE YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR HANG YOURSELF OR BE UNHAPPY PLEASE CONSIDER: LIVE FOR YOURSELF; THOSE WHO HATE YOU HAVE NO PURCHASE

I appreciate my my sleep In sleep my conversation is witty My home is dusted My office work is up to date The dog is even well behaved And food is on the table on time But then when I'm asleep I don't have you to clutter and confuse My hungry heart