I'll play anyone in Uno and crush them.

When I know too much I get bored too fast.

When you can't climb your way out of such a hole, you tend to crouch down and call it home.

Ego is the great enemy. Ego will hold you back every single time.

What's the best angle to cut someone's throat? Well, usually from behind. That's usually how it works.

I am the outcast come home to roost and the eggs of tomorrow are incubating in my fame. You hate me, you love me, you made me, and now I am in you. I am like that disease brewing in your loins and I think you like it.

There is something about spending Christmas alone, naked, sitting by the Christmas tree gripping a shotgun, that lets you know your life is spinning dangerously outta control.