It takes a hundred times more skill to make love than to command an army.
The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.
I have always sworn to my lovers to love them eternally, but for me eternity is a quarter of an hour.
It is not enough to be wise, one must be engaging.
If God had to give a woman wrinkles, He might at least have put them on the soles of her feet.
A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them