Progression is going forwards. Going backwards is regression. Going sideways is just gression.

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.

You'll find people who rib you about their age are petrified about getting old. It doesn't bother me.

All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.

Phil Collins sold five times as many records as I did. Does that make him nearly as influential as I am? Nope.

I sold my soul for the second time, cause' the man don't pay me.

Don't lay a finger on me eyebrows or I'll sue you f...