The scumbags are taking over the streets. I don't know what David Cameron and Gordon Brown are going to do about it. It all goes back to the Thatcher (Margaret Thatcher) years. It sounds like a cliché but that's when the rot set in.

We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.

I do all the work so it's only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome.

I like Chris Martin. I think he's a really great songwriter.

My kids have got to work themselves around my life, not the other way. That's how kids become brats, if you're there staring at them all the time going, 'Are you alright?'

Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts.

I started off as many fathers do. I enjoyed the good bits, but I was wary of the responsibility. But now I love being a dad.