The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.

The thing about Manchester is...it all comes from here

Progression is going forwards. Going backwards is regression. Going sideways is just gression.

It's the first time I'm going to be on my own this Christmas and I'm really looking forward to not having any cards or decorations up. So I'll be in London, sit on my couch, arms folded, curtains drawn, having a drink.

We shouldn't need riot police at schools.

True perfection has to be imperfect. I know that sounds foolish, but it's true.

Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts.