We dragged English guitar music out of the gutter.

The thing about us is we're honest. If we're asked whether we take drugs, we say yes. I was brought up by my mom not to be a liar.

We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off.

Why is the rest of the world so overcrowded? Nobody lives in America! We're all squashed up on top of each other in London.

American sports are quite masculine. And football - although it's still played by men all over the world - football compared to American football is quite feminine in its artistry. And there's no padding. It's America's loss, though.

I don't mind One Direction. They're harmless, aren't they?

Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts.