I don't mind One Direction. They're harmless, aren't they?

I envy drummers. It must be the ultimate to sing and play drums at the same time. Phil Collins, no wonder he's so f... happy.

My kids have got to work themselves around my life, not the other way. That's how kids become brats, if you're there staring at them all the time going, 'Are you alright?'

Oasis can't be summed up in one word. I could do a sentence: Boys from council estate made it very, very big.

I don't like being on television when I'm playing live. I don't even like being on Jools Holland or any of them programs.

People say I seem very negative about new music - well, if somebody asks me what I think of Keane, I'll tell 'em. I don't like 'em. I'll obviously take it a step too far and grossly insult the keyboard player's mam or summat, but I'm afraid that's just me.

It is hard to be modest at times like these so I won't even try...you are all shite!