I like being famous. It can be a bit of a pain but you get free food in restaurants and people send you clothes.

Women have nine months more experience than you do - nine months to prepare for being a parent.

You can't put a load of rockstars up on a stage and expect to wipe out global poverty. That's ludicrous.

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.

Under Thatcher, who ruled us with an iron rod, great art was made. Amazing designers and musicians. Acid house was born. Very colourful and progressive.

There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

I've never felt like I had anything important to say.