I'm not technically proficient enough to attempt all kinds of music.

Those who don't say what they mean will live and die by their own sword.

Great music is in the ear of the beholder.

I do all the work so it's only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome.

I don't fall into the category of tortured artist. But it's not made me more or less anything.

If you don't want to be the biggest band in the world, you may as well pack it in.

I'm not sure about this Live 8 thing. Correct me if I am wrong, but are they hoping that one of these guys from the G8 is on a quick 15-minute break at Gleneagles and sees Annie Lennox singing "Sweet Dreams" and thinks: "F... me, she might have a point there, you know." It's not going to f... happen, is it? Keane doing "Somewhere Only We Know" and some Japanese businessman going: "Aw, look at him...we should really f... drop that debt, you know." It's not going to happen, is it?