The Senior Moment has become the Google moment, and it has a much nicer, hipper, younger, more contemporary sound, doesn't it? By handling the obligations of the search mechanism, you almost prove you can keep up.

You can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another dream.

I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for. Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it, isn't it?

The image of the journalist as wallflower at the orgy has been replaced by the journalist as the life of the party.

If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.

All that means is that it wasn't personal to you. But it was personal to me.

Everybody I know who goes out and plays a little softball, they break their leg.