Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

I have no desire to be dominated. Honestly I don't. And yet I find myself becoming angry when I'm not.

That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.

Whenever someone says the words 'Our friendship is more important than this,' watch out, because it almost never is.

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. The beginning is glorious, especially if you're lucky enough not to have morning sickness and if, like me, you've had small breasts all your life. Suddenly they begin to grow, and you've got them, you've really got them, breasts, darling breasts, and when you walk down the street they bounce, truly they do, they bounce bounce bounce.

Journalists are interesting. They just aren't as interesting as the things they cover.