Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four.
Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
Getting older means you don't have to shave your legs anymore.
The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.
Most of us live our lives devoid of cinematic moments.