Love makes saints or sinners out of men.

Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it.

I was just trying to get his attention!" the man protested at the top of his lungs. "If he'da listened, I wouldn'ta had to bash him.

People and relationships never stop being a work in progress

He looked around when he heard a window-rattling roar. "Earthquake? Volcano? Nuclear war?" "Beaver," Peter told him. "I don't care if it is Alaska, you don't have beavers big enough to sound like that.

Pretending the past doesn't exist is as bad as living in it.

Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula.