Grudges are bridges with faulty spans. Falling off one is a lot more rewarding than getting stuck on the other side.

There were too many idiot men in the world, to her way of thinking. And most of them ended up bumping up against stubborn women.

Are you telling me you're cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed. The kitchen through there?

Roarke "I'll drop you." Eve "No, better I catch a cab or take the underground. This guy sees me show up in a hot car with a fancy piece behind the wheel, he's not going to like me." Roarke "You know how I love being referred. to as your fancy piece." Eve "Sometimes you're my love muffin.

If you can't dance on it, it isn't coffee.

Up to this point your life has pretty much sucked. You’re not responsible for that. But you are responsible for what happens from here on.

Life has very little even ground.