When I left, it was for you. Coming back was for you. There’s nothing you can say, nothing you can do that would make me leave you again.

I have no idea why it apparently takes three grown men to cook some hamburgers. One to cook, one to kibbitz, and one to insult the other two.

Life is full of circles

Love birds don't always sing pretty tunes.

Love meant different things to different people.

I can fix a bad page. I can't fix a blank page.

And since I’m marrying into the Quartet, I have certain privileges and duties. If you’re sleeping with Laurel—” “I’m not sleeping with Laurel. We’re dating.” “Right, and the two of you are just going to hold hands, admire the moon, and sing camp songs.” “For a while. Minus the singing.