I won't consider getting horizontal with someone I can barely tolerate when we're vertical.

... a man's plans are meant to be changed for a beautiful woman.

I was just trying to get his attention!" the man protested at the top of his lungs. "If he'da listened, I wouldn'ta had to bash him.

Don't say hit and mountain in the same sentence.

Roarke: The bodies of the three men were found floating in the Chattahoochee River. Eve: I think it'd be embarrassing to be dead in the Hoochie-Coochie River. Roarke: Chattahoochee Eve: What's the difference? Roarke: Quite a bit, I'd think.

Grudges are bridges with faulty spans. Falling off one is a lot more rewarding than getting stuck on the other side.

Do you believe in reincarnation?...I was wondering why some connections seem so easy, so natural, as if they'd already been made and are getting picked up again.