If that isn't typical male stupidity! If something doesn't work, kick it or swear at it!
If I can make you unhappy, then I can make you happy as well.
Damn me to hell or take me to heaven, but for Gods sake, do it now.
Love birds don't always sing pretty tunes.
I had the blood and fire rule when my boys were young. You know, unless it's blood or fire, don't bother me.
Potholes and bumps? Welcome to the world. Every road gas them. They're there to be navigated, avoided, driven over, or through to the other side. Don't keep driving into the pothole.