Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical.

Some things in life are out of your control. You can make it a party or a tragedy.

Some romantic you are," Caine complained as he pushed the door open with his back."Whatever happened to women who liked to be swept off their feet?" "They got dropped," Diana said flatly.

Marriage is a land mine. A really intimate land mine. Adultery to kitchen fires. Never a dull [moment].

The man that put that hurt look in your eyes, could be worth everything, or nothing at all.

Two women can't share a house comfortably, no matter how fond they might be of each other. It's got to be one woman's kitchen.

I feel something for you, some dangerous thing, some volatile thing.