Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical.

People tell their children there are no monsters in the world. They tell them that because they believe it, or they want the child to feel safe. But there are monsters, Luke, all the more frightening because they look like people.

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

I find I use the Internet more and more. It's just an invaluable tool. I do most of my research on the Net now - and certainly do the bulk of my communicating through email.

Be yourself. Be true to that, to your heart. Patience. See what happens if you step back instead of bounding forward.

We all look. The lucky find.

Tom: If you love with kindness, even when you can't love with permanence, you'll deserve the one who's worthy along that path for you.