You didn’t hurt me, the situation did. And now that I know why I felt that way, it won’t hurt.

Luck is luck ... What we do with it determines whether it's good or bad.

I find myself fascinated by a man who admits to enjoying fairy tales and uses the word "impinge"- barely misses a beat while indulging in a brief girl-on-girl fantasy. You're a man of layers, Ford." Me and Shrek, we're onions.

...If I don't have twenty or thirty books right here, waiting to be read, I start jonesing. That's my compulsion.

If it winds up earlier, you should have a movie picked out. This is assuming she isn’t sending you the ‘let’s go back to my place’ signals. In that case—” “Don’t go there, Bob. Let’s just not go there.

If love doesn't make a fool of us, what will?

Even a good place gets to be a rut, especially if you're standing in it alone... Alone and lonely have the same root.