Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many." " I never thought about it quite that way." Well, you're a man. " She gave his knee a friendly pat.

Roz to Amelia (the house ghost): How considerate of you, after trying to kill me, to see that I don't catch a cold.

Sometimes I just want to gobble you whole, eat you alive. You're so gorgeous. You're so beautiful.

[Everyone needs] a woman who'll listen, take your side, tell the truth - or not, as you need it. A woman you can count on, no matter what, and who'll love you no matter how much you screw up.

I'd suggest putting your head between your knees, but I think that's physically impossible for you at the moment.

Pretending the past doesn't exist is as bad as living in it.

He shook his head and eyed Roarke. "You don't look like a cop." "I'm not and thank you for noticing.