I know you love me, but I don't know why. I look at you and I just can't get why it's me. Every time I get my balance, I lose it again. Because it shouldn't be me, and I think it'd kill me if you ever figured that out.

If that isn't typical male stupidity! If something doesn't work, kick it or swear at it!

Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it.

I'm still picking pockets--I just do it as legally as I can. Being married to a cop limits certain activities.

When you love someone, you have to be with them, don't you? To be part of their life, to have them be part of yours." Glory in Death

Courage comes in different forms. There's strength--that's the muscle. But love's the heart. When you put them together, you can do anything.

God is dead and I am his replacement.