Everything I know, I learned from dogs.

I have no idea why it apparently takes three grown men to cook some hamburgers. One to cook, one to kibbitz, and one to insult the other two.

Decisions made quickly were almost always regretted quickly.

Okay. Look, why don't you take care of the half a million things you've been letting dangle in Roarke's Empire of Everything?" "Catchy title. I may use it one day.

God is dead and I am his replacement.

That was the biggest problem with getting used to someone, she thought. You were lonely when they weren't there.

You don't find time to write. You make time. It's my job.