I guess money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places.

If sex is dignified it's not being done right.

The man's got more money than God, and he sends you a bag of coffee?

Women are the worst. They zero in on some guy.Oh boy, he's the one, gotta get me that one. So they do. Then they spend the rest of their time trying to figure out how to change him. Then if they manage it, they're not all that interested anymore, because guess what? He's not the one anymore.

I don't believe for one moment you can write well what you wouldn't read for pleasure.

Why don't you put your ego down for a while, Justin. It must be getting heavy.

Did they know - the young and fearless - what a miraculous thing it was to have all of anyone?