Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.

The most important thing in writing is to have written. I can always fix a bad page. I can't fix a blank one.

You have heard the expression 'love is blind'" "I think it's bullshit. Lust dazzles, sure, at least for the short term. But love clears the vision. You see better, sharper, because you feel more that you did before

Decisions made quickly were almost always regretted quickly.

He looked around when he heard a window-rattling roar. "Earthquake? Volcano? Nuclear war?" "Beaver," Peter told him. "I don't care if it is Alaska, you don't have beavers big enough to sound like that.

If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway.

What about your crepe?" "Stuff It." "She's crazy about you," Mavis commented. "It's almost embarrassing, the way she fawns.