It takes a lot of spine and stomach to make yourself into something when no one gives you a foundation.

The man was useless as tits on a bull, but he didn't deserve to die like that.

What's your status?" she asked him. "Healthy, wealthy, and wise. What's yours?" "Ha. Mean, crafty, and rude.

Why would I kill someone I don't know, when I know so many people who irritate me, and havent't killed any of them?

Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.

Love's scary, and sometimes it's transient. But it's worth the risks and the nerves. It's even worth the pain.

I was just trying to get his attention!" the man protested at the top of his lungs. "If he'da listened, I wouldn'ta had to bash him.