If that isn't typical male stupidity! If something doesn't work, kick it or swear at it!

I don't kick a man when he's down, unless I'm the one who put him down in the first place. I don't put him down unless he deserves it. And I don't break my word if I give it. So I'll give you my word.

The most important thing in writing is to have written. I can always fix a bad page. I can't fix a blank one.

I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else.

Broken hearts healed. Maybe the cracks were always there, like thin scars, but they healed. People lived and worked, laughed and ate, walked and talked with those cracks For many, even the scars healed and they loved again.

Marry me, Rebecca...You might as well say yes. I'll just talk you into it.

squats are a form of torture designed by people who don’t need to do squats in the first place