A man who is stingy with saffron is capable of seducing his own grandmother.
The business of life is to enjoy oneself; everything else is a mockery.
A man can believe a considerable deal of rubbish, and yet go about his daily work in a rational and cheerful manner.
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Wine is a precarious aphrodisiac, and its fumes have blighted many a mating.
I wish the English still possessed a shred of the old sense of humour which Puritanism, and dyspepsia, and newspaper reading, and tea-drinking have nearly extinguished.