I think somehow I got a sense of the foolishness of the human - my favorite phrase, the foolishness of the human condition.

The complete control of one party over everything - I would, I think, feel the same way if it were [the Democrats in charge]. It's not the American way.

My dad called me meat head dead from the neck up.

The American people may not be the best-educated, but they're very wise at heart.

As a matter of fact, when people ask where my 'point of view' comes from, it was there in one of the first sketches we wrote for [Dean] Martin and [Jerry] Lewis.

I think that of most leaders in religion as power brokers. They give orders, in a sense, to an audience every week, and that's where the definition of God starts.

America is a country of excess.