With the pride of the artist, you must blow against the walls of every power that exists the small trumpet of your defiance.

I don't trust a man who uses the word evil eighteen times in ten minutes. If you're half evil, nothing soothes you more than to think the person you are opposed to is totally evil.

I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.

Did a sense of shame ever reside in our Republican toadies? You can't stop people who are never embarrassed by themselves. Will's readiness to turn a sow's ear into a silk purse can be cited as world class sycophancy.

...the indispensable requirement for a good newspaperman - as eager to tell a lie as the truth.

Over-certified adjectives are the mark of most best-seller writing

I think it's bad to talk about one's present work, for it spoils something at the root of the creative act. It discharges the tension.