The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube.

I usually need a can of beer to prime me.

The paradox is that no love can prove so intense as the love of two narcissists for each other.

The contradictory remarks of politicians are forgotten; the more asinine predictions of pundits are buried with mercy.

It's not the sentiments of men which make history but their actions.

I do believe that America's deepest political sickness is that it is a self-righteous nation.

One of the reasons the English got through all their falls and the loss of their empire, all their disasters, their strikes, their difficulties, their wars through the years was they had Shakespeare to fall back on. And they speak well in England.