The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world.

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles

A democracy depends upon people getting brighter all the time. Democracies are delicate. They're not just ipso facto and just go on and on.

Women think of being a man as a gift. It is a duty. Even making love can be a duty. A man has always got to get it up, and love isn't always enough.

To be married to a good woman is to live with tender surprise.

Reagan bankrupted the Soviet Union by increasing armaments.

And so I ask, "Would You agree that sex is where philosophy begins?" But God, who is the oldest of the philosophers, answers in his weary cryptic way, "Rather think of Sex as Time, and Time as the connection of new circuits.