People who are greedy have extraordinary capacities for waste-they must, they take in too much.

The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again; it has perhaps not been here so intensely in thirty years, not since the Nazis were prospering, but it is coming back.

There's a subterranean impetus towards pornography so powerful that half the business world is juiced by the sort of half sex that one finds in advertisements.

I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.

The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube.

Television is coitus interruptus brought into aesthetics.

I don't trust a man who uses the word evil eighteen times in ten minutes. If you're half evil, nothing soothes you more than to think the person you are opposed to is totally evil.