You have the right to speak your mind.

There's nothing glorious about being a professional. . . . Professionalism probably comes down to being able to work on a bad day.

Psychoanalysis and Zen, in my private psychic geometry, are equal to nicotine. They are anti-existential. Nicotine quarantines one out of existence.

You don't know a woman until you've met her in court.

Writing for a newspaper is like running a revolutionary war. You go to battle not when you are ready, but when action offers itself.

There is probably no heterosexual alive who is not preoccupied with his latent homosexuality.

To be married to a good woman is to live with tender surprise.