Left-wingers are incapable of conspiring because they are all egomaniacs.

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world.

I don't think life is absurd. I think we are all here for a huge purpose. I think we shrink from the immensity of the purpose we are here for.

MIke Lee writes with honesty, penetration, wit and the ability to surprise the reader with an unexpected turn from time to time that enriches the experience.

I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.

Every time a story about me appears in a newspaper, I am injured professionally.

Reagan bankrupted the Soviet Union by increasing armaments.