You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and not get wet.

Just as I thought: boys are the cause of everything.

Do you think it will rain? Milo: But I thought you were the Weather Man? No, I'm the Whether man, for it is more important to know whether there will be weather, whether than what the weather will be.

Everybody is so terribly sensitive about the things they know best.

Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens.

And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves.

For instance," said the boy again, "if Christmas trees were people and people were Christmas trees, we'd all be chopped down, put up in the living room, and covered in tinsel, while the trees opened our presents." "What does that have to do with it?" asked Milo. "Nothing at all," he answered, "but it's an interesting possibility, don't you think?