I am the Terrible Trivium, demon of petty tasks and worthless jobs, ogre of wasted effort, and monster of habit.

Why not? That's a good reason for almost anything - a bit used perhaps, but still quite serviceable.

A good book written for children can be read by adults

The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what's in between, and they took great pleasure in doing just that.

Whether or not you find your own way, you're bound to find some way. If you happen to find my way, please return it, as it was lost years ago. I imagine by now it's quite rusty.

And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves.

You see. . . it's really quite strenuous doing nothing all day, so once a week we take a holiday and go nowhere, which was just where we were going when you came along. Would you care to join us?