You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.

You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and not get wet.

Expectations is the place you must always go to before you get to where you're going. Of course, some people never go beyond Expectations, but my job is to hurry them along whether they like it or not.

He paused again as a tear of longing rolled from cheek to lip with the sweet-salty taste of an old memory.

I think kids slowly begin to realize that what they're learning relates to other things they know. Then learning starts to get more and more exciting

Sometimes I find the best way of getting from one place to another is simply to erase everything and begin again.

Expectations is the place you must always go to before you get to where you're going.