You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.

Perhaps there is no happiness in life so perfect as the martyr's.

There is a saying that no man has tasted the full flavor of life until he has known poverty, love, and war.

Women's weapon, water-drops.

Those whom we first love we seldom marry

If there was ever an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptouwn on the Hudson called New York

Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.