I've got some of my best yarns from park benches, lamp posts and newspaper stands.

A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it.

All great men have declared that they owe their sucess to the aid and encouragement of some brilliant woman.

It's said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It's the wind from the dinner horn that does it.

In dress, habits, manners, provincialism, routine and narrowness, he acquired that charming insolence, that irritating completeness, that sophisticated crassness, that overbalanced poise that makes the Manhattan gentleman so delightfully small in its greatness.

There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth's burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.

Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!