It'll be a great place if they ever finish it.

By nature and doctrines I am addicted to the habit of discovering choice places wherein to feed.

If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

Bohemia is nothing more than the little country in which you do not live. If you try to obtain citizenship in it, at once the court and retinue pack the royal archives and treasure and move away beyond the hills.

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

The magi, as you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.

In dress, habits, manners, provincialism, routine and narrowness, he acquired that charming insolence, that irritating completeness, that sophisticated crassness, that overbalanced poise that makes the Manhattan gentleman so delightfully small in its greatness.