I am what I am because I have made myself so.

Then, there are the places you would rather not go-a tax collectors' convention, a sewage treatment plant, or maybe the home of someone who keeps spiders as pets and insists on taking them out of their cages and making you hold them.

Not likely. Dreams are pretty and usually involve horses or rainbows or castles, or big-

I vowed to never, ever talk or reason like an adult.

He came into the world like a delivery that no one knew what to do with, and nobody wanted to sign for.

There are some things your mind has been hiding from you.

[Clover] secretly hitched a ride with a nice German couple and their new baby...Clover appeared to the baby, so as to be a delightful, soothing surprise. Well, the child did like Clover. In fact, she held him and cooed. When the parents turned around to look at her and saw their child holding a furry, living creature, they needlessly panicked.