I gotta go home and feed my eels. They're not electric, but I have a plan.

You never write a speech in advance because if you don't get to use it, you'll be heartbroken.

I hate to tell people what they should think 'cause I really have an aversion when people tell me what to think.

I don't think that moms, with all that's going on in our society today, would want to put their kids in front of something that will be disheartening rather than uplifting.

One thing I've learned is be comfortable in your skin, and more importantly, be comfortable in your shoes.

Weight issues, race issues will always be there and if you allow them to get to you and you allow them to affect you then yes they affect you. But my thing is I have so many other things to worry about I can't worry about other people's perception of me.

I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the darker the comic, the better. Something that is so wrong on all levels.