Here lies David Garrick, describe me who can, An abridgment of all that was pleasant in man.

The polite of every country seem to have but one character. A gentleman of Sweden differs but little, except in trifles, from one of any other country. It is among the vulgar we are to find those distinctions which characterize a people.

A kind and gentle heart he had, To comfort friends and foes; The naked every day he clad When he put on his clothes.

The premises being thus settled, I proceed to observe that the concatenation of self-existence, proceeding in a reciprocal duplicate ratio, naturally produces a problematical dialogism, which in some measure proves that the essence of spirituality may be referred to the second predicable.

This same philosophy is a good horse in the stable, but an arrant jade on a journey.

I have known a German Prince with more titles than subjects, and a Spanish nobleman with more names than shirts.

There is a greatness in being generous, and there is only simple justice in satisfying creditors. Generosity is the part of the soul raised above the vulgar.