The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

They say women and music should never be dated.

Want of prudence is too frequently the want of virtue.

When lovely woman stoops to folly, and finds too late that men betray, what charm can soothe her melancholy, what art can wash her guilt away?

In two opposite opinions, if one be perfectly reasonable, the other can't be perfectly right.

The very pink of perfection.

It has been remarked that almost every character which has excited either attention or pity has owed part of its success to merit, and part to a happy concurrence of circumstances in its favor. Had Caesar or Cromwell exchanged countries, the one might have been a sergeant and the other an exciseman.