You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast: but we that are old, and know what we are about, must elope methodically, madam.

Who, born for the universe, narrow'd his mind, And to party gave up what was meant for mankind; Though fraught with all learning, yet straining his throat To persuade Tommy Townshend to lend him a vote. Who too deep for his hearers still went on refining, And thought of convincing while they thought of dining: Though equal to all things, for all things unfit; Too nice for a statesman, too proud for a wit.

If one wishes to become rich they must appear rich.

There are but few talents requisite to become a popular preacher; for the people are easily pleased if they perceive any endeavors in the orator to please them. The meanest qualifications will work this effect if the preacher sincerely sets about it.

Even children follow'd with endearing wile, And pluck'd his gown, to share the good man's smile.

Life is a journey that must be traveled no matter how bad the roads and accommodations.

No one but a fool would measure their satisfaction by what the world thinks of it.